I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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