yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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