call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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