I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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