it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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