she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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