even my farts smell like vagina
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
True strength comes from lack of pants
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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