I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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