Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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