I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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