He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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