the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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