I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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