You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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