She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I don't think brook has ever known best
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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