i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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