Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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