soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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