he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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