I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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