i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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