If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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