If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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