we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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