spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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