Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
As shirtless as possible
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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