I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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