he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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