let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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