Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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