these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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