I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
