it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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