with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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