I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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