Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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