When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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