I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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