You can't motorboat a personality
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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