fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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