Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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