he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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