VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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