ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
