You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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