I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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