Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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