my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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