btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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