i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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