Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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