best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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