he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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